Get ready to dive into the ultimate tradie and DIYer article adventure! 🛠️ But hold onto your hard hats because we've got some rules that are more exciting than a power tool on turbo mode:

1. Your Work, Your Show: Chuck out the rulebook because we're all about your sweat and tears here. The article you send in should be your brainchild, no borrowing allowed. And mate, let's keep it accurate – 100% bonza unique content!

2. Human Touch Only: Sorry, robo-mates, but it's all about the real deal. We're after articles that are as top-notch as your DIY skills, written by the legends of the tradie and maintenance world. So no AI!

3. No Hand-me-downs: No cobbling together someone else's work here, cobber! You've got to be the one calling the shots, the copyright holder for every word. Got a ghostwriter? As long as their knowledge of the trade they're writing about is fair dinkum, and they had better be exclusively in your corner

4. Passing the Baton: When you sling your articles over to maintainhub.com.au, you give us the keys to the content kingdom. We might shuffle your masterpiece anywhere on our site – it's like a digital dance routine. But don't fret; it's all to keep things top-notch!

5. No Spin Zone: Leave the spin cycle for the laundry, mate. Spinning articles? That's like using a wrench as a hammer – not cool. Play fair or face the dreaded account blocked sign.

6. Sharing the Good Vibes: You're not just writing for us; you're sharing with the whole DIY world! Your articles might take a tour and end up on one of our sister sites, newsletters, or even further.

7. No Dodgy Links: Sorry, no sneaky affiliate links are allowed at this shindig! But hey, you can give a shout-out to helpful sites or even your webpage. Just no undercover affiliate business, alright?

8. No Gold Coin Shower: Hold up, no monetary rain dances here. Sharing your wisdom on maintainhub.com.au won't score you a cash bonanza. It's all about the community spirit and passing on the know-how. So there will be no financial reward for submitting an article.

9. Not Every Article Gets the Green Light: Not every piece makes it to the DIY parade. We might need to give a polite no thanks. It's like having to leave a tool in the shed sometimes.

10. Toolbox Talk Only: All articles must have something to do with maintenance. Absolutely, not dodgy stuff. No shady activities, adult content, or crypto talk. We're all about hammering in the right values – like respect and decency.

11. Fix Those Typos!: Before you send in your masterpiece, give it a once-over. No one wants to see a spelling blowout or a grammar flat tire.

12. Quality Check Central: We're like the tradie checking measurements – thorough as can be! Every submission gets a once-over, and if it doesn't pass the tradie test, it might not make it onto the worksite.

13. Publication Surprise: We're keeping the suspense alive – can't spill the beans on when your article hits the stage. But don't stress; we'll drop you a line when the curtain goes up.

... and all the 13 rules above. Don't bother submitting something that doesn't comply, you're wasting your time because it won't get published and you won't be welcome again.

So there you have it, the ultimate tradie and DIYer guide to conquering maintainhub.com.au! 🔧 Now, it's time to grab your tools, unleash that creativity, and show us what you've got! 📐🔩